They give you some good stuff in the hospital - morphine, demerol, and some other stuff you probably would have a hard time getting via prescription.
Having never spent any real time in hospital, I haven’t had the pleasure of any of these supposedly wonderful legal drugs. The closest I’ve come is codeine, prescribed after I …
Me and the missus went sliding this morning. Yes, you read that right, I said sliding. You know, with plastic slides we bought at Canadian Tire for $10 each. I know it’s not as trendy as snowboarding or skiing but it’s still a bit of fun.
We’ve gone sliding before of course, but today there were several new …
Last night I had this weird dream:
I found an egg on the sidewalk and when I looked up the hill where it rolled from, I found a turtle standing there camouflaged against the concrete. I gave it back the egg and walked across the street. There was another turtle across the road. I think this …
I should have posted this yesterday I suppose, but ah shag it, it’s still good… (oh, and this is heavily paraphrased in places.)
Angus: Any big plans for Valentine’s day?
Ignatio: Gonna stroke it to some porn.
Angus: Uhhh…
Ignatio: Oh shoot, sorry, I must have gotten me confused with you. I got a big romantic night planned with …
So I’m watching Veronica Mars the other day (great show by the way), and the storyline of the show was related to the ethics of using animals in the lab. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard of these types of discussions. Lately all the talk on animal rights and such has been about …
Boxers suck. Now before you get your knickers in a twist, I’m referring to the underwear, not the dog breed. My boxer-the-dog-breed feelings are largely indifferent and unsophisticated. That’s a topic for another article.
Underwear boxers suck. They’re baggy and loose and it feels like you’re wearing an extra half pair of pants. When your high …
I usually try to write articles that are funny, or at least good for a laugh, or satirical or sarcastic, ludicrous, or ironic, or something. I have pretty low standards when it comes to my writing, but occasionally, I will toss an article. It hurts. All that blood and those tears that I pour into …
Everyone’s been making the obvious Wii jokes in the past few months. But here’s one I made up that doesn’t use the word Wii in it anywhere:
Q: How many nuns could a nunchuk chuk if a nunchuk could chuk nuns?
A: Nun.
Once a month or so I enjoy going to my book club meeting with a group of friends to discuss a selection of one member’s choice. So for all of those of you who thought this was going to be an article about a book about clubs, you can stop reading now. And you might …