Monthly Archives: February 2007

The Great Painkiller Caper

They give you some good stuff in the hospital - morphine, demerol, and some other stuff you probably would have a hard time getting via prescription.
Having never spent any real time in hospital, I haven’t had the pleasure of any of these supposedly wonderful legal drugs. The closest I’ve come is codeine, prescribed after I

Slidin’

Me and the missus went sliding this morning. Yes, you read that right, I said sliding. You know, with plastic slides we bought at Canadian Tire for $10 each. I know it’s not as trendy as snowboarding or skiing but it’s still a bit of fun.
We’ve gone sliding before of course, but today there were several new

Dreams, Interpretations and Morals Episode 1

Last night I had this weird dream:
I found an egg on the sidewalk and when I looked up the hill where it rolled from, I found a turtle standing there camouflaged against the concrete. I gave it back the egg and walked across the street. There was another turtle across the road. I think this

Valentine’s Plans

I should have posted this yesterday I suppose, but ah shag it, it’s still good… (oh, and this is heavily paraphrased in places.)
Angus: Any big plans for Valentine’s day?
Ignatio: Gonna stroke it to some porn.
Angus: Uhhh…
Ignatio: Oh shoot, sorry, I must have gotten me confused with you. I got a big romantic night planned with

I Thought That Was Done

So I’m watching Veronica Mars the other day (great show by the way), and the storyline of the show was related to the ethics of using animals in the lab. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard of these types of discussions. Lately all the talk on animal rights and such has been about

The Case for Briefs

Boxers suck. Now before you get your knickers in a twist, I’m referring to the underwear, not the dog breed. My boxer-the-dog-breed feelings are largely indifferent and unsophisticated. That’s a topic for another article.
Underwear boxers suck. They’re baggy and loose and it feels like you’re wearing an extra half pair of pants. When your high

The Theme of My Blog

I usually try to write articles that are funny, or at least good for a laugh, or satirical or sarcastic, ludicrous, or ironic, or something. I have pretty low standards when it comes to my writing, but occasionally, I will toss an article. It hurts. All that blood and those tears that I pour into

More Wii Humour

Everyone’s been making the obvious Wii jokes in the past few months. But here’s one I made up that doesn’t use the word Wii in it anywhere:
Q: How many nuns could a nunchuk chuk if a nunchuk could chuk nuns?
A: Nun.
 

Book Club

Once a month or so I enjoy going to my book club meeting with a group of friends to discuss a selection of one member’s choice. So for all of those of you who thought this was going to be an article about a book about clubs, you can stop reading now. And you might