You can tell how well off someone is by their answer to this question: “where does your clothes go when you’re not wearing it?”
The Super Rich: “I have no idea. My butler takes care of that.”
The Rich: “In the gold-plated oak wardrobe, of course.”
The Middle-Class: “In the dresser/bureau.”
The Poor: “In the Ritz crackers crate.”
The Super-Poor: “I’m never not wearing all my clothes.”
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